ernbarassing:

i wonder if anyone uses the same password as me

Posted: 5 months ago

hahrys:

boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

Posted: 5 months ago

It’s not that you don’t deserve everything I do for you, its that you should show more appreciation. Words ain’t shit

Posted: 5 months ago
auerr:

Lamborghini Aventador

blankslate:

i tried to write about your eyes
but i ran out of cliches

i tried to say you plainly
but there wasn’t enough truth

whoever invented this language
didn’t anticipate you

Posted: 5 months ago
  • me: omg now I get it!
  • friend: u get what?
  • me: you know, when things heat, they expand
  • friend: and?
  • me: I'm not fat, I'm hot
March 29, 2014

cumfort:

I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass

Posted: 5 months ago

fuck:

her:

right:

in

the

pussy

Posted: 5 months ago
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